When an acronym saved my bacon

Once again playing joker could have got me in trouble while chatting to Doug from 27Seconds last night:

(21:21) Tim™: hold this thought, I've gtg shopping (bitch's come home)
(21:21) Tim™: I'll prob email you over the next few days
(21:21) Doug: Did you really just call S a BITCH?!
(21:22) Tim™: yes

In this case, I was referring to my darling Stacey (see below) so I was (of course) using the well known acronym “Beautiful Independent Totally Chilled Hottie”!